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Pop Quiz

By Laura Buchholz

Which of the following names was recently chosen for the 1776-foot tower to be built at the World Trade Center site? (Remember, while there are many possible answers, there is only one BEST answer)
  1. Deathtrap, Version 2.0
  2. Bullseye 2010
  3. The Fuck Everyone Except Us Spire
  4. The Hubris Rocket
  5. The Amazing Vacant Office Space
  6. The Fucking Terrifying Windows on the World
  7. The Homeless Solution
  8. A Great View of a World Which Hates Us
  9. The Freedom Tower








Correct answer: i.