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Welcome

By William A. Meekin

Welcome to Verizon’s automatic welcome service. We’d like to welcome you to the beginning of our welcome, which has just ended. Welcome. Welcome to the end of the beginning of our welcome to the welcome, which has also just ended, and is transitioning to the middle point of our welcome. Welcome. As you have just arrived at the end of the middle of our welcome, welcome to the end of the welcome to our welcome, which has just ended. Welcome. Thank you for choosing Verizon to welcome you to our welcome, which is now complete, and to conclude, welcome.