Comments on: Epitaph for a Guy

By: Gayle's Guy

Gayle's Guy — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:13:46 +0000

I knew a goil named Gayle she was a lot like Guy. She did everything like Guy . She walked talked and ate and bought things and so forth. You never know what they may have done or not done if they ever met each other. Perhaps they did meet… I don’t know, this Guy and his Goil.

By: mb

mb — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:51:33 +0000

Not funny. Better luck next time.

By: Francis Gorman

Francis Gorman — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:23:08 +0000

Hey Whiplash: When you sit in the front row at Gallagher concerts, does Gallagher give you a raincoat to wear? Even though it’s hilarious when he smashes the watermelon, you must get awfully wet!!! Boy, I would hate to see that happen to such a sophisticated arbiter of humor like you.

By: Whiplash

Whiplash — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:50:56 +0000

Why was this sad piece in the humor section? Hmm. Well, since it would be silly to lambaste an editor, let’s just say that one of these writers should have convinced the other not to compose it, perhaps with unkind remarks and hair pulling. That’s what all the co-authors are doing these days. On a lighter note, I found the uncleverness (tucked cleverly into the paragraphs) most engaging and, against my better judgment, which isn’t so good, contemplated its necessity for several seconds. Epitaphs, like granite tombstones, should be polished and, whenever possible, erected on a sound foundation. One expects to find this one on a tag in the lining of a coffin after having been buried alive with a tiny shorting flashlight.
Be of good cheer, ladies, I liked the silhouette.