I’ll watch anything with a Real Housewife in it. I say this with no pride and little understanding. I have no preferences.

She Clyde
Every dog must have his day and every pup his pedigree.

Every dog must have its day, and every pup its pedigree.

I hope the good doctors at Betty Ford can help me try to live a more minimalist lifestyle.

But u ignore me like i am a pencil that has disappointed you.

Now, you might be asking why did I have a human brain in the first place and where did I get it?

Luckily, I’m not an ethical man. I’m a lawyer.