I hope the good doctors at Betty Ford can help me try to live a more minimalist lifestyle.
But u ignore me like i am a pencil that has disappointed you.
Now, you might be asking why did I have a human brain in the first place and where did I get it?
Luckily, I’m not an ethical man. I’m a lawyer.
All golf games end at the clubhouse.
The street was full of children searching for sweets...
Three poor women vie for the affections of a hot young millionaire!
Regret consumes me the second I press send.
"When will it power?" the old woman says...
I will plan better next time.