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Don’t Do Anything Foolish–I Have a Note
Would-be thieves are often just as “scared” as the bank tellers...
Dr. Sam is Under Your Bed
Hooray for Hollywood, the land of milk and money.
New Health Plan
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The Lost ThySpace Blog of Jesus Jr
Share:Subject: Who’s your daddy? Had that nightmare again. I’m an infant. Mary Magdalene and Jesus Christ (A.K.A. Mom and Dad) are appearing before the tribunal of Maurypovitchus, debating my paternity. Dad’s friends are calling Mom a prostitute, a ho, a groupie, an “Apostle aid,” a frankincense-digger... Dad is just sitting there, turning the other cheek, which Mom calls “passive-aggressive.” When the audience calls for her to be stoned, she gets up and says, “You fools believe in the Immaculate Conception, yet you don’t believe Jesus would want to get with this?”-while undulating her buttocks in front of the judgmental, but still titillated, crowd.
Double Helix
We knew something was in need.
Friend Is a Verb
To friend or not to friend?
Swing and a Miss
“You’re throwing rainbows!” he hollered...
Sunshine Factory–Part Two
It’s not a nightmare; it’s just another summer day at the Sunshine Greeting Card company.
Reality–What a Concept
Should I stay or should I go?
I Was An Ice Cream Man
A job less ordinary.
A Single Fish
I lay in the dark studying my failures until I see a pattern begin to form...
The Sacred Hunt
An American finds the real Australia through stories from an Aborigine artist and storyteller. 

Diary of a CEO
Share:It’s pretty obvious what’s going on with me: I’m terrified of what will happen at the trial. So’s Lois. She said if they come after our place on Star Island, she’ll go out with guns blazing. What a woman. By the way, she brought the silver Bentley in for service this morning.
I Can Say Shit
Share:Author’s note: I recently wrote a first-grade level reader, to be published later this year. The publisher restricted me to a list of 126 words, as well as any word that could be constructed from a simple consonant-vowel-consonant combination. (Dr. Seuss’ The Cat In The Hat, by contrast, was written from a list of 223 words.) After days of fruitless labor, I was no closer to my goal – but I did manage to produce the following text within the assigned parameters.
The Birth of Roget’s Thesaurus
Share:It took British surgeon and inventor PM Roget 47 years to create the thesaurus. When his invention the “Hands-Free Umbrella” failed, the thesaurus became the esteemed doctor’s lifelong obsession.  An audiotape of Roget’s inaugural creative session was recently discovered at the British Library, the London facility that houses more than 150 million items of international importance.
Years of Thirst
It’s never just one drink, one kiss.
Breathe
“I don’t want you to end up like him,” my mother suddenly said…
Enough for Today
"Take it easy, kid."
Happy
I never would have killed Happy.
City Bus, Guadalajara
I was beginning to submit to the failures of the day.
Long Gone
Memoir: Issue 15
Bird Timing
Fiction: Issue 21
The Island
Fiction: Issue 8
Onwards, Wayward Boatmen
Cataract Canyon, Utah’s Canyonlands, late ’70s
The Visitor
When it's cold outside, I plan my visit...
My First Elk
It is a terrible thing to have the mountain against you.
Has Always Been and Always Will
Sentences don't always mean what you think.
With These Hands
The years had taught her that this was as much her problem as his…
“You Goin’ Get Him?”: My Battle With My Book
Both of us have slept with people you love.
Jerzy in the City
Those hazy, crazy, not so lazy days of summer, sex and drugs in New York in the 1970s.
A Taste for Trouble
Like most gourmets, she never has to eat the same thing twice.
Renaissance Girl
You became a new thing every day.
Tecumseh And The
Share:(after Mark Truscott & Bliss Carman) Note: This is an erasure poem, created by erasing words from a poem on Tecumseh by the late Canadian poet Bliss Carman, circa 1926. Table of Contents
Translated From Sign Language
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Poems inspired by Proverbs of Hell
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The Wings and other poems
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Wreckage
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Patients and other poems
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The Amazing Perseverance of the Sand-Hill Crane and other poems
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Work to Do @ 112 Greene Street
Share: This past March, over sixty street and graffiti artists came together to transform a historic 4000 square foot raw studio space – formerly 112 Workshop and the hip-hop mecca, Greene Street Recording Studio- for the collaborative show, “Work To Do”. With the energy and creativity that has come to define the New York scene, these artists put their work on everything from brick walls to wood and glass.
The Botanical Print Project
by David Poolman and Kathryn Mockler
Translucid: Jen Blazina’s Recollections in Glass
Share: Cast in transparent crystal, a dozen antique purses hang delicately on the wall. They are apparitions of objects called forth from a previous time. Each translucent handbag belies its original function: revealing instead of concealing. Privacy is denied, allowing personal experience to become shared. Philadelphia artist, Jen Blazina makes memory tangible.